Take Your Karaoke
to the Next Level
Down.
① YELL INTO THE MIC! WHY LET THE MIC AMPLIFY YOU? YOU MUST OUT-MIC THE MIC.
② Hold the mic’s head in your hands. Blocked sound is beautiful sound.
③ Got a low voice? Go high. Mariah at a minimum.
④ High voice? Go low. At least until you start sounding like a demon from Diablo IV.
⑤ Put in 20 songs in a row. Costco mode. Everything in bulk!
⑥ Ignore melody and rhythm. Because improv. Yes and!
⑦ Forget lyrics—saving the reading for the books.
⑧ Since songs aren’t stories, stare at the screen like a soulless statue.
⑨ Put in songs you don’t know. In front of everyone is the time to learn.
⑩ If your voice cracks, repent, heathen! Humans don’t make mistakes.
BONUS—Put the water down! Dehydration to bring it together.
